Installing a Husband

 This was sent to me and I thought it was a bit on the funny side.  One never knows one might need to make some hubby adjustments so here are the instructions you may want to have handy:

 

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support

,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5..0

.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
 Romance 9.5 and  Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0
 and
Golf Clubs 4.1..

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3

 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate..

      

 

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

   

 

  

 

 

 

 

First, keep in mind,
 Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
 ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
 Husband 1.0 to default to
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
 DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
 Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 Hope you are having a great day …  Judi xoxo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 responses to “Installing a Husband

  1. LOL! Judi!! That was too cute! :)

  2. Dear Judi, I laughed so hard I swear it hurt my knee. This is priceless. Thank you for brightening my day.

    I am feeling better for sure. Thank you so much for your constant visits and sweet comments. It means so much to me. The first three weeks are the hardest and this is week two. I’m getting there.

    I am glad you enjoyed my post today. Have a wonderful evening.

    Hugs…Jeanne

  3. That is hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh….I needed it!

  4. What a wonderful funny post. Thanks for sharing and thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments you left. I am feeling better and hubby is on the mend also but you’d a thought he was dying the way he acted. Men are such strange creatures and they will never understand women and our strength.

    I love you blog and will be back often.
    Nice to meet you and you have a great week Judi

  5. Patti Koosed

    Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments.
    Nice to hear from you. How ya doin my friend?
    Hugs
    Patti

  6. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments.
    How ya doing my friend?
    Hugs
    Patti

  7. Good Saturday morning Judi!
    And thank you for good laughs :)
    I have to be careful in my daughter`s home, when I am staying there too much now because of our pregnant daughter, who needs help.

    I wish you nice and happy weekend, Judi!

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