Dear Tech Support
,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5..0
.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1..
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate..
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
LOL! Judi!! That was too cute!
Dear Judi, I laughed so hard I swear it hurt my knee. This is priceless. Thank you for brightening my day.
I am feeling better for sure. Thank you so much for your constant visits and sweet comments. It means so much to me. The first three weeks are the hardest and this is week two. I’m getting there.
I am glad you enjoyed my post today. Have a wonderful evening.
Hugs…Jeanne
That is hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh….I needed it!
What a wonderful funny post. Thanks for sharing and thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments you left. I am feeling better and hubby is on the mend also but you’d a thought he was dying the way he acted. Men are such strange creatures and they will never understand women and our strength.
I love you blog and will be back often.
Nice to meet you and you have a great week Judi
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments.
Nice to hear from you. How ya doin my friend?
Hugs
Patti
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comments.
How ya doing my friend?
Hugs
Patti
Good Saturday morning Judi!
And thank you for good laughs
I have to be careful in my daughter`s home, when I am staying there too much now because of our pregnant daughter, who needs help.
I wish you nice and happy weekend, Judi!