Daily Archives: February 15, 2009

Installing a Husband

 This was sent to me and I thought it was a bit on the funny side.  One never knows one might need to make some hubby adjustments so here are the instructions you may want to have handy:

 

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support

,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5..0

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In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
 Romance 9.5 and  Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0
 and
Golf Clubs 4.1..

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3

 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate..

      

 

DEAR DESPERATE,

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

   

 

  

 

 

 

 

First, keep in mind,
 Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
 ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
 Husband 1.0 to default to
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
 DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
 Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 Hope you are having a great day …  Judi xoxo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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